She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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