Sry I called you an 8
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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