My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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