So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
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