I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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