Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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