Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
We need to get me chipped asap
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