Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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