I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
party gras won. party gras always wins.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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