If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Randomize
