If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
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