The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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