Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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