did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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