The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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