Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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