That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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