Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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