Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Randomize
