how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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