Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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