do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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