I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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