The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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