what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Sorry my hands just texted you
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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