i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
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