Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Damn victory sex feels great
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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