Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
we made out on top of his cat.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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