I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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