i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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