I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
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