There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
