smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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