all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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