Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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