I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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