That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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