The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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