I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Damn victory sex feels great
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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