Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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