I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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