It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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