i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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