She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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