So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I faked an abortion last night.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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