I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Blood and glitter go together right?
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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