i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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