Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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