i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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