You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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