But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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